One moment, please, we're chargin' ur laz0r…
Meanwhile, please enjoy existence summed up in <5s.
P.S. When reaching out remotely without a prior established channel, always request an independently timestamped signature using SSH keys associated with this account of your chosen message to confirm identity, due to known cases of impersonation. If you ever bump into Arabic, Cyrillic, Indian or otaku/weeaboo use of this name, it's a good hint you're in the wrong place. Any assumptions made without following through on this guidance is squarely on the assuming party.