# Cowboat Git Aliases with Celebrations! :cow2::boat:
# Remove any existing gp/gpf aliases first
unalias gp 2>/dev/null || true
unalias gpf 2>/dev/null || true
# Dynamic git push with random cowboat celebration!
gp() {
local current_branch=$(git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD)
echo ":rocket: Pushing to branch: $current_branch"
if git push origin "$current_branch"; then
echo ":white_check_mark: Push successful! Celebrating with cowboat..."
# Random boat types (more robust method)
local boat_num=$((RANDOM % 8))
case $boat_num in
0) local random_boat="raft" ;;
1) local random_boat="ship" ;;
2) local random_boat="yacht" ;;
3) local random_boat="canoe" ;;
4) local random_boat="submarine" ;;
5) local random_boat="ferry" ;;
6) local random_boat="pirate" ;;
7) local random_boat="cruise" ;;
esac
# Random number of cows (1-5)
local random_cows=$((RANDOM % 5 + 1))
# Random speed (0.02 to 0.12)
local random_speed=$(echo "scale=2; (($RANDOM % 11) + 2) / 100" | bc)
echo ":tada: Sailing away with $random_cows cow(s) on a $random_boat at speed $random_speed!"
cowboat -b "$random_boat" -n "$random_cows" -s "$random_speed"
else
echo ":x: Push failed! No cowboat for you this time."
fi
}
# Force push with EXTRA dramatic cowboat celebration! :boom:
gpf() {
local current_branch=$(git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD)
echo ":boom: FORCE PUSHING to branch: $current_branch"
echo ":warning: This will overwrite remote history!"
if git push origin "$current_branch" --force; then
echo ":fire: FORCE PUSH SUCCESSFUL! Epic celebration time..."
# Force push gets more dramatic boats and settings
local dramatic_boat_num=$((RANDOM % 4))
case $dramatic_boat_num in
0) local random_boat="pirate" ;;
1) local random_boat="cruise" ;;
2) local random_boat="ship" ;;
3) local random_boat="yacht" ;;
esac
# More cows for dramatic effect (3-5)
local random_cows=$((RANDOM % 3 + 3))
# Faster speed for more drama (0.02 to 0.06)
local random_speed=$(echo "scale=2; (($RANDOM % 5) + 2) / 100" | bc)
echo ":boom: FORCE SAILING with $random_cows cow(s) on a $random_boat at speed $random_speed!"
cowboat -b "$random_boat" -n "$random_cows" -s "$random_speed"
else
echo ":x: Force push failed! The git gods have spoken."
fi
}