A comedic whoopee cushion expansion for Minecraft.
Eight fart-sound cushions you equip in a custom Curios slot — each with a chance to rip one every time you sneak — plus the Allthefartium Cushion that plays them all.
Equip a cushion in the Seat slot (added via Curios). From then on, every time you press sneak there's a chance you let one rip — exactly like the Artifacts Whoopee Cushion, but each cushion has its own sound and a randomized pitch so no two toots are quite the same.
| Cushion | Sound |
|---|---|
| Wet One | wet, bubbly raspberry |
| Silent but Deadly | a faint, sneaky hiss |
| Cheek Squeak | a tiny high-pitched squeak |
| Thunder from Down Under | a deep, rolling rumble |
| Machine Gun | a rapid burst of toots |
| Trouser Trumpet | a brassy honking blat |
| Alarm | a wailing siren |
| Booty Bomb | a huge explosive boom |
| Allthefartium | randomly plays one of all eight |
| Mod | Requirement | Why |
|---|---|---|
| NeoForge 21.1+ (MC 1.21.1) | Required | Mod loader |
| Curios API 9.5.1+ | Required | Provides the custom Seat equipment slot |
| Artifacts | Optional | When present, cushions can be crafted directly from its Whoopee Cushion |
Every cushion is a shapeless recipe: a base + one themed item.
- Base — the Artifacts Whoopee Cushion (if Artifacts is installed), or
Leather + Wind Chargeas a fallback that always works. - Themed item — Wet One: water bucket (bucket is returned) · Silent but Deadly: phantom membrane · Cheek Squeak: piston · Thunder from Down Under: lightning rod · Machine Gun: repeater · Trouser Trumpet: note block · Alarm: clock · Booty Bomb: TNT.
- Allthefartium Cushion — all eight cushions together, shapeless.
./gradlew build # jar lands in build/libs/
./gradlew runClient # launch a dev clientMIT © 2026 Abe