there is no spoon.
Anonymous messenger with esoteric encoding. Messages are compiled to Brainfuck, encoded into Spoon prefix code, stored on IPFS, and delivered through a Cloudflare Workers relay.
No accounts. No identity. No server-side history. Only the message.
Website: nospoon.ru
text → brainfuck → spoon → .bin → ipfs → relay → ipfs → spoon → brainfuck → text
- No registration — boards are identified by random 16-char keys
- Brainfuck codec — text compiled to BF with optimal factorization
- Spoon encoding — prefix code packing for compact binary
- TTL — messages expire automatically (1h / 6h / 24h / 7d)
- Password protection — optional per-message encryption
- IPFS storage — content-addressed via Pinata
- CRT aesthetics — phosphor green terminal, scanlines, blinking cursor, modem sounds
- Offline-first codec — encoding works without network
- Android APK — direct install
- Windows — portable, no installer
- Framework: Flutter / Dart
- Codec: Brainfuck compiler + Spoon prefix code
- Storage: IPFS via Pinata v2 API
- Relay: Cloudflare Workers + KV
- Sound: flutter_soloud (synthesized, no audio files)
- Notifications: flutter_local_notifications + workmanager (Android)
- nospoon — reference Python implementation of the Spoon codec
MIT
🥄 there is no spoon.