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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en" >
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>Cover Letter Crawl</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="./starwarscrawl.css">
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<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-CQ35F5G9FW"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
gtag('config', 'G-CQ35F5G9FW');
gtag("event", "view_page", { page: "crawl_page" });
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<article class="starwars">
<audio preload="auto">
<source src="https://s.cdpn.io/1202/Star_Wars_original_opening_crawl_1977.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
<source src="https://s.cdpn.io/1202/Star_Wars_original_opening_crawl_1977.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />
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<section class="start">
<p>
Turn your sound on and click here to begin.
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<section class="intro">
A long time ago, in a galaxy far,<br> far away... <br>   a man made a dumb website <br>   to entice employers....
</section>
<section class="titles">
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<div>
<p>
Episode VI: THE “COVER LETTER”
</p>
<p>
EVAN WALDMANN seeks to
return to his home land
of Florida in an attempt to
rescue himself from the clutches
of the cold and
ever-increasing cost of
living in Seattle.
</p>
<p>
He is very aware that
companies have been steadily
shifting towards the paradigm
of REMOTE WORK and that they are in need
of talent with strong technical skills,
thus Evan is always open to hearing about
new OPPORTUNITIES.
</p>
<p>
Evan is a great SOFTWARE ENGINEER, who for the last year and a half,
has been maintaining, improving,
and building upon the applications
in charge of the majority of VM
CRUD operations for Azure.
Systems have to be available, reliable, fast,
and built rock solid as at our scale even the smallest
bug could mean many hours lost mitigating livesite incidents.
</p>
<p>
With experience in many languages such as R, Java,
C# (.NET), Python, Javascript, and SQL/KQL and having worked
as a FULLSTACK developer at Deloitte and
BACKEND developer at Microsoft, Evan knows
more than he could possibly list
in the minute and half that the Star Wars
crawl takes up, so please check out his
<a href="https://evanwaldmann.org"><u>WEBSITE</u></a>.
</p>
<p>
Evan is interested in
offers COMPETITIVE with
BIG TECH compensation and
benefits that will help
him to restore freedom
to the galaxy...
</p>
</div>
</section>
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