Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Monday morning and the coffee is brewing ☕ - time to push some code and make this week legendary! 🚀
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,383.74 | 🔴 -2.64% |
| NASDAQ | 25,709.43 | 🔴 -4.18% |
| Dow | 50,866.78 | 🔴 -1.35% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,381.23 | 🟢 +0.06% |
My code has better error handling than the NASDAQ, which dropped 4.18% today while my unit tests are still passing.
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Your commits range from impressively detailed like "feat: redesign UI to follow Apple HIG (macOS-native)" to the absolutely braindead "- fixed" that tells us nothing except that you've given up on life.