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TITLE: MUSICAL FORMAT: Screenplay (Parody)

EXT. MISERABLE CHICAGO – DAY

ALEXANDER HAMILTON, a talking cat, dances on stage. He is an American Jersey Boy, drenched in grease and lightning.

                HAMILTON
        (music voice)
    My name is Alexander Hamilton.
    I am the Phantom of the Oprah
    and I never pay rent.

Every word rhymes and the music is instruments. ANNIE, the girl with 0 moms and 0 dads, tap dances to hurt the stage.

                ANNIE
        (with soundliness)
    Tomorrow the sun will appear.
    But it will not give me the parents?
    I shall kill the sun. I get my gun.

Annie dissolves in a puff of music. Hamilton spins around for 525,600 minutes.

THE BEAST, a talking cat, drops out of beauty school onto the stage. Beast is landlord.

                BEAST
        (like piano)
    To be guest, you must pay rent!
    Mamma Mia!

Annie, the girl with 0 mammas and 0 mias, enters with her gun. She shoots the Beast with a bullet of choreography.

                ANNIE
        (original cast)
    I dreamed a dream and now I have
    gunned a gun. Give me parents.

The Beast dies and his curse breaks. He was cursed to be in a musical. Death ends his curse. This is the Circle of Life.

                HAMILTON
        (sung from eyes)
    I am founding father. I will find
    you father. You must buy own mother.
    I am ten dollar man.

Hamilton searches for a father.

MARY PIPPINS, a talking umbrella, flies in on her broom. She is blonde, legally.

                MARY PIPPINS
        (British noises)
    It is intermission.

It is not intermission. Mary's lie will have consequences.

Attribution & Provenance

This screenplay page is a transcription of a circulating image macro commonly shared under the caption:

“I forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of musicals and then had it write a musical of its own.”

Its authorship is unknown, and there is no verified evidence that it was produced by an actual machine-learning model.
Instead, it belongs to the broader “I forced a bot to watch…” parody meme format, which was popularized (but not exclusively written) by comedian Keaton Patti beginning in 2018.

The meme format is documented here:

This transcription is provided for cultural, archival, and research purposes.
No claim of authorship is made.