diff --git a/CONSPIRACY_THEORIES.txt b/CONSPIRACY_THEORIES.txt
index c8bc558..57fbe6f 100644
--- a/CONSPIRACY_THEORIES.txt
+++ b/CONSPIRACY_THEORIES.txt
@@ -45,3 +45,9 @@ Verified by: Absolutely nobody
 Peer reviewed: By my cat, who also doesn't exist
 
 joe mama
+
+7. HORSES ARENT REAL
+   - there is no solid historical evidince of "horses"
+   - have you ever seen a baby "horse"?
+   - they are cyborgs made by the government, the same department that makes the "birds"
+   - "horses" are made by the government so they can cush rebellions if needed.